Travel Spork

Do you have that jetsetter in your family? Are you thinking that there is nothing that you could possibly give them during this holiday season? Well, look no further! Skymall brings you many incredible gift ideas for that seasoned traveler in your family. Here are a few reviews of my favs that I hope to be finding under the tree this season…Mom and Dad…wink, wink…

SkyRest Travel Pillow

This person can sleep comfortable in any position! Can you say the same? This miraculous wedge-shaped pillow makes even the most uncomfortable spots downright pleasant.  The miles will fly by as it will take you two hours to inflate it, but by that time, you will be so tired you will pass right out.  It’s much more versatile than a regular pillow, as it can be used as a footstool or even a personal flotation device! Better yet, it’s super bulky and won’t fit into your carry-on! Nevertheless, the SkyRest inflatable pillow is a great way to piss off your flying neighbors and look like a total d-bag at the same time.

Sanicare Travel Bidet

Enjoy the fresh and clean feeling of a cleansing bidet wherever you “go.” With the Sanicare Travel Bidet you can enjoy a refreshing, pulsating spray whenever and wherever you need it most. Throw in an AA battery and just add water to enjoy this device which has an ergonomic shape to provide you with the thorough and pleasurable cleansing that your stank-ass needs, even in an airplane bathroom. “I love to pamper myself all around the world and this travel bidet is my ticket. I was nervous at first, but after a few squirts, I couldn’t stop gushing.” With the Sanicare Travel Bidet, you can keep that swamp-ass away for good!

Cabin Cuddler

Forget those measly airline-distributed blankets, the Cabin Cuddler is here!  This all-in-one travel blanket and inflatable pillow will keep you snuggly when you’re up in the air. “It’s uniquely designed to cocoon you in a soothingly warm environment.” You thought you were all alone on a Friday night with your Snuggie, now you can extend your social awkwardness to public excursions! You can be rest-assured that no one will hit on you now. The Cabin Cuddler includes its patented foot warming pocket and space for all your favorite carry-ons including cosmetics, cards, glasses, paperbacks, pills (Xanex, holler!) and MP3 players.  Now that you will be flying solo, it makes for the perfect travel companion!